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remylacefront:

politijohn:

incel-waifu:

politijohn:

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This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

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stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

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Period

slumbermancer:

peggle2:

you: f-f*ck spicy food…..hurts uwu

me:

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dont really know what this means but i love this crab… she’s got blasts LOL

finalfantasyvii:

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kramergate:

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

shorts-muchacho-papi:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

surprisebitch:

fauxwoc:

pussifoot:

computerworm:

I hate smelling cooked shrimp cause my ex bf’s dick smelled JUST like it and after i had been went down on him for months one day he tells me he’s never pulled back his foreskin before in his life. He had never cleaned under there ever. That nasty motherfucker must of had pounds of cottage cheese crusty ass smegma under there and i was putting that shit in my mouf. never complain about anything again because IM the one thats had it the worst.

So who else had a good weekend? Any new songs you’re listening to or any new movies?

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i cant believe it could get even more worse when compared to @canadianslut‘s parmesan story im gonna shoot myself

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If you’re uncut and THAT irresponsible, you don’t deserve to be uncut.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dovewithscales:

faythgoddess:

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Y'all this cloud my uncle got a picture of today is wicked. 💀💀

That’s not a cloud.

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